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How To Get Me Naked

Posted 13 December 2007

OK, guys. There's nothing that's a bigger turn-off than someone who's pushy and desperate.

I know that's funny advice, but I see a lot of it. Guys who want what they want and try to talk you into it. Like I'm going to eventually say, "Oh, all right. As long as you'll stop pestering me." What kind of lover would I be if I did that?

When I'm hanging out online, I generally tell people that I'm not hooking up. Yes, this is confusing since I rarely have clothes on. But first of all, I'm not going to meet some random stranger for sex, so it's true! And secondly it forces guys to talk to me instead of just hitting me up for sex.

Seriously, though, guys who are just chatting do get me out of my clothes. Frequently, actually. And, sometimes, as the website will attest, I even have sex with them (on camera).

So, I can hear you ask, how do we off this trick?

Well, step one is to be able to have a conversation beyond "looking?" or "horny?" or, my favorite, "ASL?" If you say hi, tell me what you're interested in, and listen to what I'm insterested in, we can find out pretty quickly if we have anything in common. And guys I've gotten to know, guys I'm comfortable with, I sometimes go on camera with.

But guys who don't want to go on camera with me can get me out of my clothes, too. How? Well, here's the simple approach:

Ask! I don't generally get naked unless I know everyone in the room is OK with it.
Convince me that you understand and will follow the "look but don't touch" rule. I can get naked for just about anyone who just wants to look.
Point a camera, assemble an audience (the bigger the better -- I'd jerk off onstage at the Hollywood Bowl if it was practical), or otherwise turn it into a safe, consensual exhibitionistic experience for me.

Obviously, this only sounds like fun if you're a voyeur. Well, guess what? That's who's going to have fun with me, and you'd know that if you asked me what I'm into instead of saying "wanna fuck?" Honestly!

And, yes, sometimes I have sex with people. Generally these are guys I've gotten to know and am very comfortable with. Here is where being pushy gets you nowhere. But if you're laid back and content with whatever happens, if I decide I'm attracted to you I may suggest that you join me on camera. If you say no, that's fine with me. No pressure. It's only fun when you want to do it.

Just like it's only fun when I want to do it.